Perhaps, for the other member we should call him "PLE" Previously Loyal Empoyee.
posted by Charolette at 5:44 PM

Ok, so where do I start? I have been a slacker for like two weeks and I have had so much to say. I guess I was boycotting due to my own idiotic mistake a couple weeks ago. I wrote the best entry ever (for me at least) and at the end, I hit the wrong button. How stupid was that?

Anyway, I have to start with some housekeeping…

Cavalier: I am so sorry to have figured out your dirty little secret. It wasn’t intentional. I actually thought it was a long shot that might get a good laugh. Guess I am too good at the wrong things. I really have no words of advice to make it all better. I guess I could attempt to relay some kind words… For instance, it is wonderful to love, but it hurts to not be loved back. Well no shit. It doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out. Let me try again… Hmmm… Ok here are some nice words: Once a person feels love, there is no greater feeling in the world (Obviously the person who said this one never had a good orgasm.) I give up… the hell with love. Perhaps that is why at this very moment my husband and I are fighting. It is so much more fun to screw and run home with your underwear in your pocket the next morning. Especially if they are scandalous underwear.

Lab Rat: I find I am drawn to you in the most peculiar way, maybe it is because you are white? Oh wait, I might get in trouble for saying that… Why don’t you and Cavalier go and get tans so I can talk to you guys at work again. Silly place… will get the best of some people. I am so glad for you that you have an escape! I am trying, hence the education. I look forward to hearing stories about how the real work world is. I hope it is as wonderful as I have dreamed about!

Unfortunately, I must cut this short tonight. I have so many thoughts whirling about within my mind that certainly must be shared…

posted by Charolette at 8:27 PM